JOkes
"What did the snowman say to the carrot?"
"Get out of my face."
-By Heidi; 4th class
"Get out of my face."
-By Heidi; 4th class
Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Where do cows go on holidays?
Moo York
Why did the cow go in the rocket?
Because it wanted to go to the mooooooon
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
Where do cows go on holidays?
Moo York
Why did the cow go in the rocket?
Because it wanted to go to the mooooooon
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
By Alice and Helena, 4th class Ms Blighe
What happens when you dial 14235368524569376316532898406864677113317648890 96123973467780982365378319?
You get a sore finger.
Why did the telephone go to school?
It wanted to be a smartphone
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady?
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
You get a sore finger.
Why did the telephone go to school?
It wanted to be a smartphone
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady?
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
By Heidi and Aisling 4th class Ms.Blighe
- Which letter has the most water in it? C
- What starts with P and ends with E and has a thousand letters? The post office
- What gets wet as it dries? A towel
- WHAT KIND OF TREE CAN you hold in your hands? A palm
- What do planets read? Comet books
- Why did two 4s skip lunch? Because they already 8[ate]
- What’s a sheep’s favourite song at Christmas? Fleece Navidad
- What starts with T and ends with T and has T in it? A teapot
By Nese; 5th class Ms Crowley
Riddles
Once there was a pasta king. He had 3 pasta servants. One servant was Fatty, one servant was Teller and one servant was Shy. One day the pasta king told his three servants to go and get the queen. So the 3 servants spilt up to find the queen.
When the servants returned to the king Fatty was a bit fatter and teller was looking guilty. Just then Shy said the queen is eaten!
Q.Who ate the queen?
Q.Who told him to eat the queen?
1. Fatty
2. Teller
When the servants returned to the king Fatty was a bit fatter and teller was looking guilty. Just then Shy said the queen is eaten!
Q.Who ate the queen?
Q.Who told him to eat the queen?
1. Fatty
2. Teller
- By Ia & Isabella; 2nd class Ms Rooney
"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening?"
"A Human"
- By Doireann; 3rd class
"A Human"
- By Doireann; 3rd class
"There were people exploring a big cave. Suddenly, the floor started to tremble and the cave collapsed. Where do you bury the survivors?"
"You don’t bury the survivors because survivors survive."
By Klara; 4th class
"You don’t bury the survivors because survivors survive."
By Klara; 4th class
"What travels around the world but stays in one corner?"
"A STAMP."
"There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off the tree.
Why does the other monkey jump off ?"
"Monkey see monkey do!"
"Why is Europe like a frying pan?"
"Because it has Greece at the bottom of it."
"What can you catch but never throw?
"A cold."
"What time does a tennis player get up at?"
"At tenish"
By Ellie - 4th class; age 10
"A STAMP."
"There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off the tree.
Why does the other monkey jump off ?"
"Monkey see monkey do!"
"Why is Europe like a frying pan?"
"Because it has Greece at the bottom of it."
"What can you catch but never throw?
"A cold."
"What time does a tennis player get up at?"
"At tenish"
By Ellie - 4th class; age 10
There are 5 fish, 3 drowned.
How many are left?
"Fish don't drown"
How many are left?
"Fish don't drown"
By Sophia; 3rd class Ms Halpenny
She dances around,
Elegant and graceful,
Her red hair going round and round.
She'll be good to you if your'e good to her,
She'll be bad to you if you're not careful.
She can be cruel and heartless,
She can be nice and warm.
I have never seen another...
Who is she?
Elegant and graceful,
Her red hair going round and round.
She'll be good to you if your'e good to her,
She'll be bad to you if you're not careful.
She can be cruel and heartless,
She can be nice and warm.
I have never seen another...
Who is she?
By Jessica; 6th class Ms Lacey
Interesting Facts
11 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT PANDAS
1. All pandas in the world are on loan from China. 2. About 2,000 pandas are found in the wild. 3. 99% of a Panda's diet consists of bamboo. 4. The giant panda is actually a bear. 5. The life span of giant pandas in the wild is approximately 20 years. 6. The West first learned of the giant panda in 1869, when a French missionary received a skin from a hunter. 7. Female pandas are fertile only up to 3 days a year. 8. The giant panda spends around 55% of its life collecting, preparing and eating bamboo. 9. One of the reasons the WWF chose the Panda as their logo was to save printing costs. 10. Pandas have lived on Earth for 2 to 3 million years. 11. When a baby Panda is born, it's shipped by FedEx to China to help expand the gene pool. |
By Klara; 4th class
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Facts about school
By Ellie Hill, 4th class; Mr Kane; age 10
Ice-Cream
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By Chloe & Isabella; 4th class
11 Popcorn facts
1. Americans eat around 17 billion quarts of popcorn every year. This amount would fill the Empire State Building 18 times.
2. Nebraska produces an estimated 250 million pounds of popcorn per year—more than any other state. This is equivalent to a quarter of all the popcorn the United States produces every year.
3. Popcorn is the official snack of Illinois. Since 1958, there has been an annual “Popcorn Day.”
4. Both the American Dietetic Association and the American Diabetes Association say that popcorn can be exchanged for bread for people on weight control diets.
5. Americans eat around 17 billion quarts of popcorn every year. This amount would fill the Empire State Building 18 times.
6. Nebraska produces an estimated 250 million pounds of popcorn per year—more than any other state. This is equivalent to a quarter of all the popcorn the United States produces every year.
7. Popcorn is the official snack of Illinois. Since 1958, there has been an annual “Popcorn Day.”
8. Both the American Dietetic Association and the American Diabetes Association saAmericans eat around 17 billion quarts of popcorn every year. This amount would fill the Empire State Building 18 times.
9. Nebraska produces an estimated 250 million pounds of popcorn per year—more than any other state. This is equivalent to a quarter of all the popcorn the United States produces every year.
10. Popcorn is the official snack of Illinois. Since 1958, there has been an annual “Popcorn Day.”
11. Both the American Dietetic Association and the American Diabetes Association say that popcorn can be exchanged for bread for people on weight control diets.
2. Nebraska produces an estimated 250 million pounds of popcorn per year—more than any other state. This is equivalent to a quarter of all the popcorn the United States produces every year.
3. Popcorn is the official snack of Illinois. Since 1958, there has been an annual “Popcorn Day.”
4. Both the American Dietetic Association and the American Diabetes Association say that popcorn can be exchanged for bread for people on weight control diets.
5. Americans eat around 17 billion quarts of popcorn every year. This amount would fill the Empire State Building 18 times.
6. Nebraska produces an estimated 250 million pounds of popcorn per year—more than any other state. This is equivalent to a quarter of all the popcorn the United States produces every year.
7. Popcorn is the official snack of Illinois. Since 1958, there has been an annual “Popcorn Day.”
8. Both the American Dietetic Association and the American Diabetes Association saAmericans eat around 17 billion quarts of popcorn every year. This amount would fill the Empire State Building 18 times.
9. Nebraska produces an estimated 250 million pounds of popcorn per year—more than any other state. This is equivalent to a quarter of all the popcorn the United States produces every year.
10. Popcorn is the official snack of Illinois. Since 1958, there has been an annual “Popcorn Day.”
11. Both the American Dietetic Association and the American Diabetes Association say that popcorn can be exchanged for bread for people on weight control diets.
By Doireann, 3rd class Ms Lawlor
Facts about Dogs
· Dogs are cute.
· Dogs can smell much better than human people. · 30% of people have dogs in the USA. · There is over 100 breeds of dogs. · Some people are scared or allergic to dogs. · Dogs don’t like cats. · I love dogs. · Dogs are one the most common pets. · Dogs can bite. · The police use dogs to sniff out clues. |
By Isobel, 4th class Mr Kane